Batman vs. Superman
I cried at the impact of these poetic words upon my ears, like if you cried 2
"Jared Diamond is a swagalicious sex god. All things I do, I do for his great purpose." -Muammar Gadhafi
Winner of 12 Oscar Awards. Fun Fact, the Title is literal, Jared Diamond can’t physically die. It’s just science
Jared Diamond, the great hero of the 20th and 21st century, in one of his great works, Guns, Germs, and Swag (in some translations, Swag may be replaced by Steel). From top left to bottom right we have,
1. Jared Diamond towers over all with his presence.
2. Jared Diamond the emotional sympathizer for African children. Fun fact, this is the only recorded incident of Jared Diamond crying.
3. Jared Diamond shoots a gun. Fun fact, if you shot Jared Diamond with a gun, the bullet would probably bounce back and kill your family. This is only speculation, no one is dumb enough to shoot at Jared Diamond.
4. Jared Diamond teaches Yali how to shoot a bow.
Um… sure. I guess i could work out of the movie Guns Germs and Steel… I’ll see what I can do just for you anon…